[sai] all the people start to rush

[Naruto Uzumaki]

This Uzumaki was meant for the clubbing scene. He was practically the definiation, or at least, that's what he told himself as he talked in Club Happy Hawk. A lot of Konoha High Students went here to hang out and meet new people. Naruto usually went with one of his friends, such as Kiba since he also seemed to enjoy the party scene. However, his club buddy wouldn't pick up his phone and Naruto was desperate to get out of his apartment. He had considered calling Sasuke, until he remembered last time he tried to drag the Uchiha to a party and he thought better of it. Besides, the bastard dampened the mood. It was better if he went alone and let the course of life take it's place, or something like that. Peering around the inside of the building, his eyes were met with shining lights that flashed on and off with different colors and the place was Saturday packed. Naruto scanned the crowd and smiled widely to himself. It beat staying in his house any day. This was what he was talking about.

[Sai]

A small sigh escaped the boy's lips. He looked around the club, examining all the faces. He knew quite a few as he went to the same school as them. He stood behind the counter, wiping it down from where a girl spilled her drink. He glanced up when he saw a flash of yellow. He rolled his eyes as he saw Konoha's Number One Knuckle Head Ninja. Naruto Uzumaki.

He glanced up at a couple as they ordered a few drinks. He dropped the red dishrag into a bucket and grabbed two cups. He quickly made their drinks and handed it to them. He looked around again. Where was his friend?

[Naruto Uzumaki]

A few people knocked into Naruto as they danced and the blond kept on retreating until he hit the center of the club where the bar was. Alcohol was prohibited since it was mostly high schoolers that went there, but that fact never bothered Naruto like most of the teenage population. He could have a good time without drinking and it was probably safer for everyone's sake that he stayed away from alcohol in the first place. When he reached the bar, he peered at the bartender and his eyebrows shot up in confusion, before lowering. Damn it, he always misktakes Sai for Sasuke! He still doesn't think they look anything alike, but the club was pretty dark with the exception of the rotating colored lights; it made it easy to mistake anyone. Naruto didn't hold anything against Sai and thought of him as friend, even though the other did have a tendacy to make the blond lunge at him for being such a pervert. Approaching the counter, he banged his fist against the top. "Yo, one Orange Soda," he said out from behind the artist, loud enough to be heard anyone elses voices in ear shot.

[Sai]

Sai continued to look for his friend. He jumped when he heard someone yell. He knew that voice. He turned around to see Naruto right behind him. He blinked and noticed others giving Naruto an odd look that said 'Why did he have to yell that loud?', but it was clear the blond ignored them. He gave him a small smile and nodded. "Coming right up, Dickless," he said, jokingly.

He turned away, chuckling to get the drink ready. He had always called the hyper ninja that. It just kind of came out at first and Naruto was furious, but he never stopped calling his friend that. He thought Naruto's reactions were way too funny to just stop. He turned back around after a minute and handed him his Orange soda. "Its crowded in here tonight. I think there are at least twenty more people in here than normal," he commented, while wiping up yet another spilled drink.

[Naruto Uzumaki]

Dickless! Why did Sai always have to call him that? Naruto puffed out his chest in defense and countered. Even though his emotional inapt friend constantly called him out by that nickname, the Uzumaki heir just wouldn't have it. "Look who's talking, virgin," he snorted in reply, crossing his arms over his chest. Maybe it wasn't the smartest thing to say considering he had no idea what Sai's status was, and Naruto was a virgin himself... But it's not like anyone knew that! One could only guess. As Sai turned around and received the orange soda, Naruto barely caught his side comment on the amount of people here. He briefly scanned the club for the second time and agreed. "Yeah," it's probably because I'm here, his ego falsely fed him, "is a band coming or something? It's mostly girls." He observed seeing the female population heavily outweighed the males. "Psh. You'd think the bastard was the performance with all of them here," he resorted, a strong edge of jealousy tied in his voice. Even when Sasuke wasn't around, he still felt competitive with girls. The Uchiha had them crawling on the ground for him, while Naruto had to buy them jewelry before they even took a glance at him. He peered back at his bar tending friend, knowing that Sai would understand who he was referring to.

[Sai]

Sai snickered a bit. "He's the strong, quiet type. Supposedly the girls love that kind. They're mysterious, I guess," he commented, looking around. He looked around. "And there is no band coming tonight. Maybe someone just invited a lot of their friends," he added, looking back at Naruto. He sat down on a stool that was behind the counter. He finally could take a break. Nobody walked up to the counter, so he decided to relax a bit.

"And to your comment before.... You're a virgin yourself, aren't you? I haven't heard any rumors going around about you getting laid. Hell, I haven't heard anything about you getting kissed even. Well, except for when you and Sasuke did quite a few years ago," he stated, leaning against the counter. He had his head propped up against one of his hands, clearly looking bored. He looked around the bar, silently putting the people into groups from the way they looked. 'Punk. Jock. Nerd. Nerd. Nerd.... Punk,' he thought. He sighed a bit.

"I wonder if Sasuke has been kissed. Well, by someone else besides you," he commented, giving a small chuckle.

[Naruto Uzumaki]

Had Sai been reading up on what girls were attracted to? That's a question he'd been asking himself his entire lifetime. It made sense in his mind that girls should be wanting guys who were kind, lively, and would be willing to sacrifice them self for their girlfriend's happiness. Sasuke didn't have any of those characteristics and on top of that, little did any girl know, he wasn't romantic at all. Naruto would know. He asked the raven once where he'd take a girl on a date and he said 'Does it really matter?'. Unlike the blond who always had each date planned down to a tee, well... sort of. He might forget to make reservations or leave behind his wallet. But what girl didn't like pretending to be someone else to get in the restaurant and preforming a dine and ditch? Either way. It would never make sense to Naruto why girls fainted at the sight of the bastard. He noted Sai's comment about no band coming, but before he was able to say anything in return, his friend brought up his sex life and putting Sasuke in that same sentence.

"Wah! I am so--" a complete virgin, "--It's none of your business!" Naruto blushed profusely, turning his head off to the side in an attempt to hide the red coloring. "That kiss with Sasuke and I didn't even count. Someone knocked into me and I accidentally fell... on to his lips. Hey! Who even told you about that!" he nearly yelled, pointing an accusing finger at the black haired boy. He received a few looks from people nearby, either irritated or curious what he was hollering about. It was mostly Sasuke's fan girls who remembered their so called 'kiss' because that was they day they decided to damn Naruto to hell. Which he told them he couldn't do because Sasuke would probably be down there and one life time was enough of his bastardly face. Which resulted in many bruises, ice packs, and blood. Sai's last question made Naruto's stomach twist uncomfortably. "Nah, he's never been into anyone that way. And our kiss doesn't count!" He wasn't sure if he actually did count their kiss as their first, but if he did, there was no way he'd admit it.

Although, the inquire did make him feel a bit... strange. "Besides, if Sasuke had kissed someone, it probably didn't even mean anything to him. It would have been something like one of those girls who followed him around wouldn't leave him alone, so he kissed her and then said ' now I don't want to see your face ever again '. You know, just to be the ultimate jerk. Giving her a false chance with him and then shoving it right back in her face." Was Naruto reassuring himself? He paused when realizing that Sai had only said the question as a passing comment and he had blown in up into a huge mess of words. The blond had no idea what was going on within him, but he was coming off like an insecure girl with a crush. Naruto paid no heed to it, now wondering if Sasuke had told Sai something that he didn't know about. "Are you trying to hint that Sasuke told you he kissed someone? Wait. He wouldn't tell you, out of all people, about it. He wouldn't tell anyone. Unless... you're the one he kissed!" Yepp. Naruto had no idea where he was going with this. All he knew was that, in his mind, this could somehow, someway be a possibility.

[Sai]

Sai looked around the club, partially listening to Naruto and partially listening to the music. He blinked and looked at his friend again. "I hear old stories about the elementary school. I'm not completely uninformed," he muttered, eyes rolling a bit. He stretched and let out a small yawn. "And some people count it, while others don't," he added, as he looked at the dance floor again. Then he heard Naruto say something. He frowned as he looked back at Naruto. That was uncalled for. Sai wasn't a homosexual.

"No, he didn't tell me and no, he and I didn't kiss. I'm straight. And like I said, I was only wondering. I highly doubt that he has," he retorted, although he kept his calm, cool composure. He looked away from him so he could look at the dance floor again. He watched the girls move their hips to the beat. Some grinded up against guys and others grabbed a guy's hand, leading them to the back of the club or to an unoccupied corner. He rolled his eyes. Why didn't he go out dancing with a girl? Why couldn't he get a girl? Oh yeah, that's right, he was too blunt and way too... serious. His eyes narrowed a bit as he continued to watch.

"How can you get a girl to like you when you're not Sasuke?" he asked all of a sudden. He glanced at Naruto, wondering if the blond had ever wondered the same thing. He moved his eyes back to the dance floor as he watched the dance floor again.

((Sorry for the short posts.))